Rant: Some joker is trying to sue Apple for hearing loss

So some joker is trying to sue Apple over the possibility of hearing loss due to the iPod. I emphasized possibility because he isn’t claiming he suffered hearing loss himself from using an iPod. He’s simply claiming that the decible level is such that one could suffer hearing loss, and thus the iPod is a defective product.

Let’s put aside the fact that the iPod’s user manual clearly states "To avoid hearing damage, set your iPod volume to a safe level. If you experience ringing in your ears, reduce volume or discontinue use of your iPod. Warning: Permanent hearing loss may occur if earbuds or headphones are used at high volume. You can adapt over time to a higher volume of sound that may sound normal but can be damaging to your hearing." So, like, listen to things really loud, and uh, it can cause damage. Wow, who knew? The part that gets me is that while this fella is clearly targetting what he deems a ‘cash cow’, it avoids any personal responsibility completely.

Here I sit, reading this and smoking a cigarette. I know full well that smoking isn’t good for me. It doesn’t take but a night out smoking a pack, then waking up the next morning feeling like your lungs have been brutally savaged by a metal-bristled brush to realize "golly, that feels awful, that can’t have been good for me." I know, as does EVERY smoker out there (past and present, whether or not they admit it), that smoking simply can’t be good for you. That phlegm you cough up, the shortness of breath, hell, even the smell, screams "warning!" with big flashing lights.

Thing is, I know what I’m doing, I choose to do it, and I’m not about to sue the tobacco companies. That just seems as stupid as suing Leatherman for cutting your thumb on the sharp knife you just purchased. It’s a knife. It cuts. That’s what it does. Smoking in general is introducing crap into your body that isn’t natural.

To bring this full-circle, suing Apple for their music player’s ability to "crank it up" isn’t the fault of Apple, or any other company. The person filing this suit has full control of the volume, and if he can’t use the device properly, it’s not Apples fault. Just like it’s not the tobacco industry’s fault if I choose to buy and use their product, nor is it Leatherman’s fault if I cut my thumb on their tools.

Just silly. Had to rant. For more read the thread on Slashdot.