A week of man flu

This week I came down with a nasty head cold (aka: man cold, or man flu). It was terrible. I almost died. No, seriously. I swear I’m not overreacting. Really.

Here’s some valuable information about the scourge that is man flu:

Exhibit A: A definition

Exhibit B: Another definition

Exhibit C:

Exhibit D (though this one is a bit snarky and doesn’t accurately depict the true suffering of man flu, in my personal opinion):

I’m starting to feel better now, meaning I can finally breathe freely through my nose, and my watery eyes, sore throat, and cough are nearly gone. I think I might just have survived man flu. THIS TIME.