Last minute gift ideas

Anybody looking for a last-minute gift idea to buy me? You can buy me this life-sized Cylon Centurion!

That’s right, a Cylon complete with the eerie red eyes and audible hum sound.

I have no idea where I’d put such a thing.

Perhaps I’d place Fred (I’d call him Fred) in the living room where it would creep Kelly and I out as we shuffle downstairs each morning for our coffee?

Maybe Fred would find a good spot right outside the front door to scare off petitioners, Jehovah’s Witnesses, meter readers, and postal workers?

Either way, you would be assured that your $7,900 wouldn’t be wasted.