This week I came down with a nasty head cold (aka: man cold, or man flu). It was terrible. I almost died. No, seriously. I swear I’m not overreacting. Really.
Here’s some valuable information about the scourge that is man flu:
Exhibit A: A definition
Exhibit B: Another definition
Exhibit C:
Exhibit D (though this one is a bit snarky and doesn’t accurately depict the true suffering of man flu, in my personal opinion):
I’m starting to feel better now, meaning I can finally breathe freely through my nose, and my watery eyes, sore throat, and cough are nearly gone. I think I might just have survived man flu. THIS TIME.